Joshua

Letter to Santa

2006-11-11T23:57:39Z

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In February I turned believe_in_me in for farting in church (3 points). Last Saturday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last week I broke what_the_deuce's X-Box (-12 points). In October I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1036 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
frogofdoom

frogofdoom @ 2006-07-16T01:05:00

2006-07-16T05:06:31Z

You Were a Cat

You are an independent person who inspires others with your dreams.
A calm protector, you will fight when you need to.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

frogofdoom @ 2006-07-16T01:03:00

2006-07-16T05:04:22Z

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Wonder Mask
Your Superpower is Demonic
Your Weakness is Women
Your Weapon is Your Strobe Shield
Your Mode of Transportation is Bubble

What's your Superhero Name?

frogofdoom @ 2006-07-16T01:02:00

2006-07-16T05:03:23Z

You Are Spider-Man

Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally).
And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing.

What Superhero Are You?

frogofdoom @ 2006-07-16T00:59:00

2006-07-16T05:01:06Z

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic

Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

inner blood type

2006-07-16T04:58:09Z

Your Inner Blood Type is Type A

You seem cool and collected, though a bit shy.

frogofdoom @ 2006-07-16T00:52:00

2006-07-16T04:53:59Z

You Are Wolverine

Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.

Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly

Which of the X-Men Are You?

x-men

2006-07-16T04:52:53Z

You Are Wolverine

Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.

Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly

Which of the X-Men Are You?

pirate name

2006-07-16T04:49:14Z

Your Pirate Name Is...

Skull Crusher Right Eye Ryan

What's Your Pirate Name?

american

2006-07-16T04:45:40Z

You Are 81% American

You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

How American Are You?

frogofdoom @ 2005-10-08T13:15:00

2005-10-08T10:08:05Z

American Cities That Best Fit You:

70% Los Angeles

70% San Diego

65% Honolulu

60% Seattle

55% Miami

Which American Cities Best Fit You?

frogofdoom @ 2005-09-03T19:37:00

2005-09-04T00:37:41Z

let's go do the mario

2005-08-19T06:33:44Z

Name: Joshua Oliver lj: frogofdoom
Age: 25
What Mario Games have you played?: pretty much all of them except for a few and i don't know those off the top of my head.
Favorite Foods: Chinese and mexican
Favorite Time of Day: mid day
Favorite form of Exercise: basketball
Hobbies: Playing basketball, drawing, reading, playing video games, road trips
Interests: drawing, reading, computers,rpg's., talking to friends.
Dislikes: people with no common sense, people who abuse their rank or job, people who are rude and not nice to others.
Likes: food, spending time with the wife, playing with my cat.
Personal Traits: I am average height i think for a male. I am considered weird by other but a loyal friend. i try to help out as much as possible. i tend to work a lot. i bite my nails ( a very bad habit i might add.)
Personality Traits You Dislike: mean people. people who don't respect other people.
Fire or Water? fire
Favorite Household Object: hmmm a gerber.
Habits: Talk to myself. Bite my nails. I am always hungry.
Leader or Follower: it depends on what i am needed for.
Outlook on Life: things can always be worse.
Favorite Superpower: super speed
Favorite Weapon: staff
Favorite Animal: any dinosaur.
Favorite Subject in School: shakespear
What do you think of Society today? society has gone down the hole, as plucky duck would say.
What are your best friends like? caring, considerate, good minded people.
You find a wallet with a significant amount of money just lying around. The ID indicates that the wallet belongs to your childhood bully. What do you do with it?: give it to them.
Make a decision. Now.: i just did.
Favorite kinds of clothing: anything that i think is comfortable and doesn't cost a arm and a leg.
Favorite Mario series/show/game: super mario RPG.
Least Favorite Character: i have never liked the bullet dudes for some reason.
Favorite Character: yoshi
Last Words?: i need to go to work.

frogofdoom @ 2005-06-06T00:57:00

2005-06-05T21:57:29Z

You've made a yellow Lightsaber

Yellow is the color of Honor and Loyalty. It
symbolizes caution and foreboding in either
direction of the blade, Meaning that the owner
is relatively cautious...but also to be
cautious of them. Since Yellow stands for both
Honor and Cowardice, Once should always think
twice before attacking someone with a Yellow
Saber.

What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
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frogofdoom @ 2005-01-13T13:57:00

2005-01-13T10:57:49Z

frogofdoom @ 2004-12-29T08:59:00

2004-12-31T07:50:21Z

xmas party at frogofdoom's house!!

ardentkiss
ardentkiss drank 6 brandys and a kahlua.

In what can only be described as a historic revelation, ardentkiss informed the room that Santa and sodomy do not mix

In the middle of the night ardentkiss woke up shouting "DRINK!!! FECK!!! ARSE!!! seemingly at noone.

girlfloyd
girlfloyd drank 14 lagers, 14 absinthes, 5 white russians, 15 cosmopolitans, 5 vodkas and 13 cognacs.

Out of nowhere, girlfloyd stood up, gave a nazi salute and shouted "My nipples are as arid as the Sahara, baybee!"

harmonic_melody
harmonic_melody drank 6 lagers, 2 cognacs, 14 rums, 15 stouts, 9 whiskeys and 8 gins.

frogofdoom
frogofdoom drank 5 vodkas.

gucch
gucch drank 7 pernods, 13 everclears, 4 irish creams, 6 goldschlagers, 6 cosmopolitans and 11 vodkas.

rudeboyzach
rudeboyzach drank 4 irish creams.

kristyandjosh
kristyandjosh drank a vodka, 3 tequilas, 11 ciders, 8 aftershocks and 5 kahluas.

what_the_deuce
what_the_deuce drank 13 kahluas, an aftershock and 11 whiskeys.

frogofdoom
frogofdoom drank 13 sambuccas.

For some barfing is merely a hobby, whereas for girlfloyd, gucch they are hoping to turn professional within the next few months. Good luck to you!

Xmas Party?

Drunken fights, hammer attacks, glorious turkeys, ridiculous amounts of alcohol, sex, drugs and rock n roll

Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!

frogofdoom @ 2004-04-29T16:25:00

2004-04-29T23:26:23Z

If anybody wants something drawn let me know and I will try and draw it and send it to you.

The Joker

2003-11-21T06:37:10Z

You are: THE JOKER!

Which Batman Villain Are You?
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The Punisher Kicks Ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2003-11-15T07:59:42Z

You are The Punisher.
Frank Castle was a career U.S. Marine, who served
five years in Vietnam, and worked as a special
forces trainer in upstate New York. While
picnicking in Central Park, Frank's wife and
children were caught and killed in the
crossfire between two warring factions of drug
dealers. On that day, Frank vowed to use his
skills and experience to wage a one-man war on
crime. He set out to punish all criminals, and
more often than not, that punishment takes a
very lethal form indeed.

What Gritty No Nonsense Comic Book Character are You?
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frogofdoom @ 2003-11-06T00:40:00

2003-11-06T06:38:51Z

Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.

New Marine Corps Recruiting Slogan

2003-10-31T08:05:36Z

Join the Marines: Visit exotic places, meet
interesting people and then kill them.

I found this pretty damn funny because I am a Marine it made me laugh for a bit reading it.

New Recruiting Slogan for the Marine Corps

2003-10-31T08:00:17Z

Join the Marines: Visit exotic places, meet
interesting people and then kill them.

I found this pretty damn funny considering I am a Marine. lol.

stolen quiz

2003-10-08T04:58:28Z

current clothes – blue shirt, cargo pants, watermelon underwear, and white socks
current hair – short, high and tight haircut.
current mood - bored shitless.lol.
current music – bloodhound gang
current taste - dr. thunder
current smell - tommy colone
current annoyance – my mother in law
current thing i ought to be doing - hhhhhmmmmmmm cleaning
current desktop – whatever kristy put on it i don't pay much attention to it.
current favorite band – mettalica
current book – book number three of harry potter
current cd in cd player – nirvana nevermind album
current color of toenails - i don't have painted toenails.
current worry – wondering when i will actually be in the airforce.
current crush - kristy

LAST PERSON
you touched – kristy
you talked to - kristy
you hugged - kristy
you instant messaged - ron
you yelled at – kristy
who broke your heart - beats the hell out of me.

FAVORITE
person – kristy
food - chinese food
drink - dr. thunder
color - yellow, and blue
shoes - white "ugly" shoes as kristy calls them
candy - reeses peices peanut butter cups
animal – right now our four hermit crabs
tv show – don't have one
vegetable - green beans
fruit - not tomatoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bleh!!!!!!

the alphabet

2003-09-15T04:49:32Z

A is for - Age: 23
B is for - Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No
C is for - Cereal- Life
D is for - Dad's name: Don’t have a dad.
E is for - Essential item to bring with to a party: food.
F is for - Favorite song of moment: Rock is dead
G is for - Guy/Girls you've kissed: a couple in my life.
H is for - Hometown: Ventura CA
I is for - Instruments you play: Zip , Zero, Nada.
J is for - Jeans-relaxed jeans.
K is for - Kids: nope. Nil.
L is for - Living arrangement: with my wife, her mom and her little brother and sister and their dad.
M is for your mom’s name: sharon
N is for - Number of people you've slept with: uno
O is for - Overnight hospital stays: too many to count.
P is for - Phobia(s): I dunno.
Q is for - Quote you like: ????????
R is for - Relationship that lasted the longest: the one I am in now.
S is for - Sexual position: I dunno.
T is for - Time you wake up: all times of the night.
U is for - Unique trait: I am weird that is a trait.
V is for - Vegetable you love: peas
W is for - Worst habit: biting my nails.
X is for - X-rays you've had: again too many to count.
Y is for - Yummy food you make: hhhhmmmmm good question ask kristy.lol.
Z is for - Zodiac Sign: gemini

frogofdoom @ 2003-09-11T23:30:00

2003-09-12T04:29:26Z

Uh-oh - you are "Stop blowing holes in my
ship!" You're a little bit edgy,
honestly, and it's getting in the way of your
natural charm. We understand that life can be
hard, but take a deep breath and have a drink.
Relax.

Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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