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Letter to Santa [11 Nov 2006|06:56pm]
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In February I turned [info]believe_in_me in for farting in church (3 points). Last Saturday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last week I broke [info]what_the_deuce's X-Box (-12 points). In October I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1036 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
frogofdoom

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[16 Jul 2006|01:05am]
You Were a Cat

You are an independent person who inspires others with your dreams.
A calm protector, you will fight when you need to.
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[16 Jul 2006|01:03am]
Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Wonder Mask
Your Superpower is Demonic
Your Weakness is Women
Your Weapon is Your Strobe Shield
Your Mode of Transportation is Bubble
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[16 Jul 2006|01:02am]
You Are Spider-Man

Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally).
And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing.
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[16 Jul 2006|12:59am]
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic

Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski
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inner blood type [16 Jul 2006|12:55am]
Your Inner Blood Type is Type A

You seem cool and collected, though a bit shy.
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[16 Jul 2006|12:52am]
You Are Wolverine

Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.

Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly
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x-men [16 Jul 2006|12:51am]
You Are Wolverine

Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.

Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly
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pirate name [16 Jul 2006|12:47am]
Your Pirate Name Is...

Skull Crusher Right Eye Ryan
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american [16 Jul 2006|12:44am]
You Are 81% American

You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!
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[08 Oct 2005|01:15pm]

American Cities That Best Fit You:



70% Los Angeles

70% San Diego

65% Honolulu

60% Seattle

55% Miami


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[03 Sep 2005|07:37pm]
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let's go do the mario [19 Aug 2005|10:10am]
Name: Joshua Oliver lj: frogofdoom
Age: 25
What Mario Games have you played?: pretty much all of them except for a few and i don't know those off the top of my head.
Favorite Foods: Chinese and mexican
Favorite Time of Day: mid day
Favorite form of Exercise: basketball
Hobbies: Playing basketball, drawing, reading, playing video games, road trips
Interests: drawing, reading, computers,rpg's., talking to friends.
Dislikes: people with no common sense, people who abuse their rank or job, people who are rude and not nice to others.
Likes: food, spending time with the wife, playing with my cat.
Personal Traits: I am average height i think for a male. I am considered weird by other but a loyal friend. i try to help out as much as possible. i tend to work a lot. i bite my nails ( a very bad habit i might add.)
Personality Traits You Dislike: mean people. people who don't respect other people.
Fire or Water? fire
Favorite Household Object: hmmm a gerber.
Habits: Talk to myself. Bite my nails. I am always hungry.
Leader or Follower: it depends on what i am needed for.
Outlook on Life: things can always be worse.
Favorite Superpower: super speed
Favorite Weapon: staff
Favorite Animal: any dinosaur.
Favorite Subject in School: shakespear
What do you think of Society today? society has gone down the hole, as plucky duck would say.
What are your best friends like? caring, considerate, good minded people.
You find a wallet with a significant amount of money just lying around. The ID indicates that the wallet belongs to your childhood bully. What do you do with it?: give it to them.
Make a decision. Now.: i just did.
Favorite kinds of clothing: anything that i think is comfortable and doesn't cost a arm and a leg.
Favorite Mario series/show/game: super mario RPG.
Least Favorite Character: i have never liked the bullet dudes for some reason.
Favorite Character: yoshi
Last Words?: i need to go to work.
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[06 Jun 2005|12:57am]
Yellow Saber
You've made a yellow Lightsaber

Yellow is the color of Honor and Loyalty. It
symbolizes caution and foreboding in either
direction of the blade, Meaning that the owner
is relatively cautious...but also to be
cautious of them. Since Yellow stands for both
Honor and Cowardice, Once should always think
twice before attacking someone with a Yellow
Saber.


What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
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[13 Jan 2005|01:57pm]
LiveJournal Username
Your Name
Your Age
Favorite Colour
You Go On The Date Withgucch
You GoTo A Barbecue At A Friends House
Your Date Costs$61
Whilst On Your Date You Seemeandsavannah
Who Is Out Withkristyandjosh
And YouStare Straight Past Them Like You Didn't See Them
You Give Your Date Your Real Phone Number At The End Of The NightTrue
The Number Of Times They Call You Over The Next Week13
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[29 Dec 2004|08:59am]
xmas party at frogofdoom's house!!


ardentkiss
ardentkiss</strong> drank 6 brandys and a kahlua.

In what can only be described as a historic revelation, ardentkiss</strong> informed the room that Santa and sodomy do not mix

In the middle of the night ardentkiss</strong> woke up shouting "DRINK!!! FECK!!! ARSE!!! seemingly at noone.

girlfloyd
girlfloyd</strong> drank 14 lagers, 14 absinthes, 5 white russians, 15 cosmopolitans, 5 vodkas and 13 cognacs.

Out of nowhere, girlfloyd</strong> stood up, gave a nazi salute and shouted "My nipples are as arid as the Sahara, baybee!"

harmonic_melody
harmonic_melody</strong> drank 6 lagers, 2 cognacs, 14 rums, 15 stouts, 9 whiskeys and 8 gins.

frogofdoom
frogofdoom</strong> drank 5 vodkas.

gucch
gucch</strong> drank 7 pernods, 13 everclears, 4 irish creams, 6 goldschlagers, 6 cosmopolitans and 11 vodkas.

rudeboyzach
rudeboyzach</strong> drank 4 irish creams.

kristyandjosh
kristyandjosh</strong> drank a vodka, 3 tequilas, 11 ciders, 8 aftershocks and 5 kahluas.

what_the_deuce
what_the_deuce</strong> drank 13 kahluas, an aftershock and 11 whiskeys.

frogofdoom
frogofdoom</strong> drank 13 sambuccas.

For some barfing is merely a hobby, whereas for girlfloyd</strong>, gucch</strong> they are hoping to turn professional within the next few months. Good luck to you!



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[29 Apr 2004|04:25pm]
If anybody wants something drawn let me know and I will try and draw it and send it to you.
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The Joker [21 Nov 2003|12:39am]
Seriously, you're twisted.
You are: THE JOKER!


Which Batman Villain Are You?
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The Punisher Kicks Ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [15 Nov 2003|02:00am]
The Punisher
You are The Punisher.
Frank Castle was a career U.S. Marine, who served
five years in Vietnam, and worked as a special
forces trainer in upstate New York. While
picnicking in Central Park, Frank's wife and
children were caught and killed in the
crossfire between two warring factions of drug
dealers. On that day, Frank vowed to use his
skills and experience to wage a one-man war on
crime. He set out to punish all criminals, and
more often than not, that punishment takes a
very lethal form indeed.


What Gritty No Nonsense Comic Book Character are You?
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[06 Nov 2003|12:40am]

Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.
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